Pain-averse Friend T-Shirts

Find a t-shirt that playfully celebrates your friend's pain-averse nature. Comfortable, charming, and witty, these shirts are great for casual wear and a gentle nod to their caring personality.

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"I'd rather have a baby than have my tooth pulled."

"I'd rather have a baby than have my tooth pulled." mockup

"I'd rather have a baby than have my tooth pulled."

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"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?" mockup

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

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"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun." mockup

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

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'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.' mockup

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

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'What's in going to be, a nip or a nap.'

'What's in going to be, a nip or a nap.' mockup

'What's in going to be, a nip or a nap.'

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Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle. mockup

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

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Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!' mockup

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

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Hiker Followed By Paramedic

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'And also, no cigarettes, no cigars, no alcohol,no sweets,no dairy products, no bacon, no ham...'

'And also, no cigarettes, no cigars, no alcohol,no sweets,no dairy products, no bacon, no ham...' mockup

'And also, no cigarettes, no cigars, no alcohol,no sweets,no dairy products, no bacon, no ham...'

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"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out." mockup

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

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The smoking Gun

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"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free." mockup

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

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Tunnel of Anxiety

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"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine." mockup

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

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The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'

The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!' mockup

The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'

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"If you look after your body, it will last you a lifetime."

"If you look after your body, it will last you a lifetime." mockup

"If you look after your body, it will last you a lifetime."

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'This is going to be a level three.' mockup

'This is going to be a level three.'

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A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus

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'Strawberries give me the hives. How about an apple?'

'Strawberries give me the hives. How about an apple?' mockup

'Strawberries give me the hives. How about an apple?'

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"Skin cancer. . . terrorism, I'm not taking any chances!"

"Skin cancer. . . terrorism, I'm not taking any chances!" mockup

"Skin cancer. . . terrorism, I'm not taking any chances!"

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'I think I'll take up bowling instead.' mockup

'I think I'll take up bowling instead.'

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"I did warn you about the heat in Greece, Mrs. Marsdon, a sunburnt tongue is no laughing matter."

"I did warn you about the heat in Greece, Mrs. Marsdon, a sunburnt tongue is no laughing matter." mockup

"I did warn you about the heat in Greece, Mrs. Marsdon, a sunburnt tongue is no laughing matter."

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'Yes, we offer no-fee checking accounts. For a small fee.'

'Yes, we offer no-fee checking accounts. For a small fee.' mockup

'Yes, we offer no-fee checking accounts. For a small fee.'

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'Does it hurt when I do this...?' mockup

'Does it hurt when I do this...?'

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"He needs more exercise. I recommend a team sport like hockey. He'd make a good goalie."

"He needs more exercise. I recommend a team sport like hockey. He'd make a good goalie." mockup

"He needs more exercise. I recommend a team sport like hockey. He'd make a good goalie."

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$Broken ankle? Blown out knee? Compound fracture? No problem! Get back on the court in a jiff with the amazing new Roller Brace!$

$Broken ankle? Blown out knee? Compound fracture? No problem! Get back on the court in a jiff with the amazing new Roller Brace! mockup$

Broken ankle? Blown out knee? Compound fracture? No problem! Get back on the court in a jiff with the amazing new Roller Brace!

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Warning - may contain nuts.

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"Brace yourself!"

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Man stands on the bathroom scales and falls through the ceiling.

Man stands on the bathroom scales and falls through the ceiling. mockup

Man stands on the bathroom scales and falls through the ceiling.

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I told you not to eat that Blowfish. mockup

I told you not to eat that Blowfish.

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Dentist.

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Faster Food

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Pain-averse Friend T-Shirts Collection

Pain-averse Friend Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate pain-averse friends with witty designs and endearing messages, perfect for brightening their mornings.

Pain-averse Friend Pillows

Find charming pillows featuring witty messages for pain-averse friends, adding comfort and humor to their relaxing spaces.

Pain-averse Friend Prints

Browse our art prints that humorously capture your pain-averse friend's thoughtful personality, perfect for decorating their favorite spot with a touch of fun.