Pain And Art Juxtaposition Fan Gifts

'How are the hemorrhoids today, bad?'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Wagging Dog

Picasso: The Early Years

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

The Sculptor

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

Cubism Model

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

Tracey Emin - Private view.

"The secret to creating great art is knowing when to stop."

At The Imaginary Museum of Fine Art: 'Bare Bulb Hanging' A Deconstructed Mobile.

Falling for art

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

"He had it commissioned just before he died."

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

Percentage artwork

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

"My art raises complex tissues."

Amish man looking at 'living in sin' greetings cards.

Vissarion Grigoryevich Belinsky

"And these are from Warhol's lesser known 'Thanksgiving' series."

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

Concept Intolerant - soft, fluffy rocks only please.

'But is it art?'

Pass

"Winter in Central Park just isn't the same without all of last year's Christo crap."

"It's the tomb of the unknown Sculptor."

"That reminds me, I must buy a new shredder."

'The victim has defense wounds. When the art challenged her, she clearly put up a fight.'

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."