Pages Over Screens Advocate Gifts

Man Covers Up Television in Favour of Books.

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

Print Suicide

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

View from the Window

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

Book computer

"I don't allow cell phones during breakfast. That's why she's talking into her pop tart."

"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."

The days before television

'Mom, the only thing I don't like about this job is the screen saver.'

Missing the score on a split-screen TV

Mobile phones vs books

"In my day we had trimphones."

"We're watching television less and making our own fun more."

"Isn't this nice? No screens. Just the majesty of the here and now."

'Why don't you guys go out and play catch?"

TV versus Books

Permanent Annoying Logo TV.

"It's summer, go outside and play."

"I'm being punished. For the next hour I have to stay out of WiFi range."

These days in Hamelin the piper casts a very lonely shadow. . . improvements in sanitation have mostly controlled the rats, while social media has total control over the children!!

"Mom, I can't take the stress of social media. I'm running away from my home page!"

Danger: Fall Hazard

'Who said romance is dead? I Just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I don't know why, but I feel really positive today!"

Neck Doctor

"Just a damned minute!"

"Just throw the stick...there is no remote control."

'Peace at last.'