Page-turning Pundit Pillows

Add a touch of humor to their space! Our page-turning pundit-themed pillows bring personality and a conversational vibe to any living room or study.

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'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. You know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. You know Dan Brown? Great writer...' mockup

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. You know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

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"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night." mockup

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

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"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money." mockup

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

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"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction." mockup

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

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"Suppose you tell me why you want to be a faceless drone at Globatron Inc.?"

"Suppose you tell me why you want to be a faceless drone at Globatron Inc.?" mockup

"Suppose you tell me why you want to be a faceless drone at Globatron Inc.?"

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"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

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"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."

"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."

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"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month." mockup

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

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"Your book stinks—we want to publish it."

"Your book stinks—we want to publish it." mockup

"Your book stinks—we want to publish it."

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'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.' mockup

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

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Hog magazine with litters to the editor dept.

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Hog magazine with litters to the editor dept.

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"Is this 'pollocks'."

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'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.' mockup

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

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Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

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"As a cost-cutting measure, for our fall list we have decided to bypass traditional bookstore sales and subsequent remaindering, and instead go directly to the shredder."

"As a cost-cutting measure, for our fall list we have decided to bypass traditional bookstore sales and subsequent remaindering, and instead go directly to the shredder."

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'Ed' 'Op-ed'

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"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?" mockup

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

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"It doesn't work as a novel. But we're willing to publish it as a desk calendar."

"It doesn't work as a novel. But we're willing to publish it as a desk calendar." mockup

"It doesn't work as a novel. But we're willing to publish it as a desk calendar."

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"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

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"This is our format: Three minutes to present your case, two minutes each for rebuttal, one minute for summing up, and thirty seconds for claiming victory."

"This is our format: Three minutes to present your case, two minutes each for rebuttal, one minute for summing up, and thirty seconds for claiming victory."

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