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"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

Ice skater

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"This is our soft opening."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

'Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?'

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

East End Maps.

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

Man carrying his boss.

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

"Despite years of management training john still found it difficult to give negative feedback."

The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker.

"A virus ate my homework."

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

"Well, what's your recommendation?"

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'