Coding Maven T-Shirts

"A virus ate my homework."

The Computer Bore

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Barks in code.

The DaVinci Code

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Evolution.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Drool Marks

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Nerd tryouts.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"Absolutely not!"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Computer Expert

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

The Digital Family

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

If Disney was a software company

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.