Coding Maven Pillows

"A virus ate my homework."

The Computer Bore

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Barks in code.

The DaVinci Code

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Evolution.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Drool Marks

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"Absolutely not!"

Nerd tryouts.

Computer Expert

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

The Digital Family

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.