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'In preparing for his big speech Thorton practices freezing mindlessly in front of a mirror.'

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

"What can I tell you.. Maybe she has a beter surgeon than you.."

Contains scenes that my be distubing to some viewers.

Mirror, mirror...

'It's a full-length mirror.'

Man and mirror

"I wish to return this mirror - it makes me look old..."

"This is our most impressive magnifying mirror, it sees down to your DNA."

'Mirror, Mirror on the wall - Whatever!'

Up periscope.

Man sees warts, hairs and wrinkles in 'high definition' mirror

'I never forget a face.'

'I hate using multiple monitors.'

"Call it vanity, call it narcissism, call it egomania. I love you."

'I take it you won't be wanting full length mirrors?'

A woman surrounded by drama masks admires herself in the mirror.

Does my bum look big in this?

"I am a person of value."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

In the Guru District

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"National security adviser"

"And this is our media room."

Drool Marks

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

The new normal

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

Fifty shades of Leveson.