Mirror Maven Prints

'In preparing for his big speech Thorton practices freezing mindlessly in front of a mirror.'

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

"What can I tell you.. Maybe she has a beter surgeon than you.."

Contains scenes that my be distubing to some viewers.

Mirror, mirror...

'It's a full-length mirror.'

"I'm returning this mirror. It makes me look fat."

Man and mirror

"I wish to return this mirror - it makes me look old..."

"This is our most impressive magnifying mirror, it sees down to your DNA."

'Mirror, Mirror on the wall - Whatever!'

Up periscope.

Man sees warts, hairs and wrinkles in 'high definition' mirror

'I never forget a face.'

'I hate using multiple monitors.'

"Call it vanity, call it narcissism, call it egomania. I love you."

'I take it you won't be wanting full length mirrors?'

A woman surrounded by drama masks admires herself in the mirror.

Does my bum look big in this?

"I am a person of value."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

In the Guru District

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"National security adviser"

"And this is our media room."

Drool Marks

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

The new normal

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'