Pachyderm Pal Prints

Every Christmas Ned would regift. . . this year was the most challenging yet!!

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Licensed Therapist

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'That was fun!'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

A large leaf falling on a dog

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

A man and his dog

Pet a Puppy

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"A little help, please."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

No Soliciting

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"Don't even think about it."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'I found him on the internet.'

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

"Wow, what a DILF."

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

"You've already been for a walk."

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Desk shaped like an office block.

"Heel! Pass it on."

Jogging...

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"