Pachyderm Enthusiast Prints

'If we allow him to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with him every night!'

Geek fairies

Free speech isn't cheap!

Intellectual Property

PJ Parties

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

"Have you been scratching this?"

'It's a silent protest.'

Roadkill Restaurant

"Nobody loved little William Poopy-Pants."

Injured? I told you so but you didn't listen

'Actually, what makes you think I suffer from insufficiency syndrome?'

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week

"So how's that math grade looking? What's the team GPA this year?"

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

"I love the smell of lip balm in the morning."

'Was the interview too early for you?'

40 minutes in this position

An exciting online development for people with foot fetishes: Footbook.

Times Square

Turandot

Happiness is a warm Ybox.

Botox would be pure overkill.

"I'm just off for a wild water swim!"

Billy strip: Billy prefers video games to girls.

At Times the Term "Joystick" Was a Misnomer.

'The poor guy's allergic to sand.'

'A word of advice: Don't ever try to sting a pachyderm...'

The Bonze interrupts Madam Butterfly's wedding

Jester with scratch cards. "I need to win some money to fund my arts project."

Damn Seagulls

Keep It Stupid Simple K.I.S.S.

'Are you role-playing or have you brought more ghastly pyjamas?'

'I'll call you back. I'm sleepwalking.'

'Are you guys having a pyjama party?'