Pacemaker Implantation T-Shirts

'Still the rhythm method; I simply adjust the speed of his pacemaker.'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"You see?"

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

Gaza escalation

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

Middleast Peace

Unsettlements.

Macron and Putin Talk

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

Reflex Testing -"...and you're sure you can't feel it"

'Hang on Darling, charging blindly is not the answer to everything: Let's try diplomacy...'

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

Silencing the baby

World peace...Guns 'R' Us

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"