Pacemaker Implantation Pillows

'Still the rhythm method; I simply adjust the speed of his pacemaker.'

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

'Every pacemaker recipient is required to carry jumper cables...'

"We need to work on our people-friendly image you jackass."

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"You see?"

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

Boss

Middleast Peace

Unsettlements.

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

Macron and Putin Talk

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

Gaza escalation

Reflex Testing -"...and you're sure you can't feel it"

World peace...Guns 'R' Us

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

'Hang on Darling, charging blindly is not the answer to everything: Let's try diplomacy...'

Silencing the baby

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

"There seems to be a difference of opinion as to how to implement the co-operative learning program!"