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"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Seagiraffes

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Faster, Georges, faster!

Horror movies

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Captain in a storm

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

The Food Chain

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"He was a sea rescue."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'I blame global warming!'

"The unlucky lemming"

"They're so like us."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"