Owner-of-disobedient-dogs Mugs

I assume obedience class was a washout then.

"Bad dog."

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'Grrrr....'

"Pampered?"

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

"Bad Dog!"

Obedience School.

Art Pets

'You're spoiling that dog!'

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

Beware of dog (bomb vest)

After You Die/After Your Dog Dies

101 uses of a dead cat: skis.

"They found Charlotte's web site."

'She says I'm the neighbor from hell?! Just tell her to keep her bloody dog quiet.'

When exotic pets clash: 'What makes you think it was my python that ate your warthog!'

Cat and Master Sticking out Tongues At Each Other.

"Bad dog."

'Exactly one year ago, little Bonzo got lost between Brian's fat wrinkles.'