Owlish Humorist Mugs

"The trouble with this town is there is no day life."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Football Chameleon

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"The Eggsorcist"

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"[UNABLE TO PROCESS THIS IMAGE]"

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

"Pendleton, as of noon today your services will no longer be required. Meanwhile, keep up the good work."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."