Ironical Humorist Mugs

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

"Thank goodness Edwin got a paper route to help pay for prescriptions not covered by Medicare."

'I always try to live within my means but I have to borrow money to do so.'

"Ya, ya I know. But I only have 120 more steps to reach my daily goal."

"Sorry, but, as you can see, I finally found the answer to the true meaning of life."

Have you tried drinking ?

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"You've been traded to the Red Sox for an outfielder with a broken arm."

'I can dish it out, but I can't take it.'

Break-ins by the Masochist Society

'Let's take a short break from business and visit the gourmet cooking channel.'

'You will get a hole in one, then drop dead with the shock.'

"I'm finishing up. Can you get me a cab?"

'I'm screwed...'

"I guess it all started the day my mom said, son, if you set your mind to it there's nothing you can't do."

The base of a statue in a park reads "Your ad immortalized in this space".

"I think I'm mystery meat."

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Gee, thanks pal."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"The Eggsorcist"

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'