Hip Hop Humorist Mugs

'No, nurse, I said give her an enema.'

'We're trying to appeal to the Youth.'

Football Chameleon

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"The Eggsorcist"

Emergency Hipster Beard

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Gary turns 40.

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Elevator Music

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

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Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"There will be a Q&A...but in this era of Trump I will be insulting anyone whose questions I don't like."

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

Gangsta wrap.

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

"Dad, it's not a homing pigeon, just a canary on an elastic band."

Cover story: Plant World.

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Technical Terms Explained: Suckers.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Hipster Police Department

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."