Overworked Escapees Pillows

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

I accepted an early retirement buy out and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

"We're a bit understaffed today, could you be 6 people?"

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.

Stop staring at that screen saver!

'That's great, Bob, but I was just going to ask if you wanted anything from the deli next door.'

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

'I keep wondering what they're saying about us at the bank this cold,damp,Monday morning..'

Overworked colleague calling the Samaritans.

"THIS looks like a job for ... somebody else."

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

Worm running away from hook.

Hi, dear, I'm working from work today.

Bob learned to redirect his pent-up fury. Rather than postal, he went coastal.

Catskills

4 Reasons for Procrastination

Man asleep on train

"Do you think people had a nice time?"

'Sorry Darling, I'll be late home: There's a strong head wind...'

"We're moving back out to the country."

Romance at the Beach

"Poor guy. All the papers that piled up in his office while he was on vacation fell on him."

If we were at work we'd be at lunch now.

"We are looking for volunteers to give up their seats and not attend some college friend's wedding in Chicago."

"I couldn't imagine returning to the daily stress of New York City."

"Make sure you leave your hotel's contact details, email and telephone. Keep your phone with you at all times and check it out hourly. Have a good break."

'Ah, out of the store, and onto the golf course...No complains from angry customers, no disgruntled employees...and yet I still have to refrain from saying what I'm thinking.'

'Oh, the same as always... another day from Hell. How was yours?'