Overwhelmed Office Hero Pillows

'They laid off half the staff and expect us to do twice the work.' (Both trays read 'in').

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Working hours.

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

Work Slave

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

In - Out - Pending.

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"He excels at putting out fires."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

"Sure I can make that deadline."

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

"They're going to be tough shoes to fill."

The Boss.

"You're late, Myers!"

'While I'm not looking for the typical 'Yes Man', I want a man who finds it extremely difficult to say 'No' to my suggestions.'

"I'm going in."

'I'm a wife, a daughter, a working mother...and you're asking me if I can MULTI-TASK???'

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."