Overwhelmed Office Hero Pillows

'They laid off half the staff and expect us to do twice the work.' (Both trays read 'in').

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Working hours.

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

Work Slave

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

In - Out - Pending.

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"He excels at putting out fires."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

"Sure I can make that deadline."

"They're going to be tough shoes to fill."

"You're late, Myers!"

"I'm going in."

'While I'm not looking for the typical 'Yes Man', I want a man who finds it extremely difficult to say 'No' to my suggestions.'

The Boss.

'I'm a wife, a daughter, a working mother...and you're asking me if I can MULTI-TASK???'

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

Sometimes I feel the company would collapse if we weren't here.