Overworked Hero Pillows

"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

"Well, I've got rather a lot on at the moment."

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

Dead Workaholic

'My secret of time management? I never take anyone off 'hold'.'

"I'll go ahead and transfer you to Mr. Dixon. Please hold while he sighs heavily before picking up."

"It's only Wednesday, Fenton."

"I was desperate, dear. I had to find a way to teach and do all my required publishing."

Nurse Feels Guilty Working So Many Hours When So Many Are Unemployed

"It's only a job. . . it's only a job. . . it's only a job. . ."

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Laptop Dancing.

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."

Work Slave

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

Time Out For Teddy

What Do Doctors Dream About?

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"Have a good weekend!"

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.