Overworked Heroes Pillows

"If you're really disciplined, you can get through all the paperwork in a 50 hour week..."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Laptop Dancing.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."

Work Slave

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

Time Out For Teddy

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

What Do Doctors Dream About?

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"Have a good weekend!"

Twisted Peel works overtime.

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

"Planning, who's got time for planning... I don't even have time to get dressed in the morning."

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

Workaholics anonymous meeting.

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

"Every summer I regret having used up all my vacation days in January."

'The boss is taking me along for a working vacation. I'll be doing his work while he has fun.'

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

'I'm working about 85 cups of coffee a week. Why do you ask?'