Overtime Dodger T-Shirts

"I'm leaving early, before mission creep takes over."

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

Overworked in the office

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

I've been working 20 hours a day. Well, that leaves you four hours to get to work.

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Examinations.

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

The four housemen of procrastination

A deadline comes to chew up a worker.

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

Work avalanche

"I have a very demanding job. The boss is always demanding I work late."

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

'We'll talk later, Ed, but for now we have a quick and dirty solution to your objections.'

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

"Want to go watch the people who get to leave at a normal hour?"

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

",,,and what's more Pearson, it hasn�t gone unnoticed that you're not meeting deadlines"

Digito Ergo Sum.