Burnout Dodger T-Shirts

"It's our caseload management system...we just give them more cases until they collapse."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Examinations.

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"'Burned out,' Parker?- I wasn't aware you ever even 'caught fire.'"

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"You've seen Grace under pressure. Here's Grace after the pressure is off."

Thinking outside the box.

"I'm burned out on fetching. I'm thinking of changing careers."

'Another rough day, sir? Can I give you a little push to the elevator?'

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

Musical Chairs...

'Life is all about balance. That's why you're overworked and underpaid.'

Overworked colleague calling the Samaritans.

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

"I think you were right Davis, maybe you do need a day off!"

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

"It looks like burn out to me."

'You have an excellent worker's comp case for job stress.'

'Sneaks into house late at night' Venn Diagram

Desk plaque: 'Seize the nap.'