Oversight Committee Member Gifts

"They think it was an oversight by our oversight committee that caused the recent problems."

He used to pass the buck, since being promoted to management he gets to call it delegating authority.

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

'Hanson - committee of four.'

'What we need is a decision, not more foot-dragging.'

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

'It may not be our usual business lunch, but it will sure impress the hell out of the budget committee.'

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

"There's no need to go round the table - I know who I am."

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

'I suppose it was a blessing. Toward the end he was finding it very difficult to remain competitive.'

"Office of quality assurance"

Plain English group.

"All those in favor Retweet."

"The vote is tied. Half of us think the proposed plan is astoundingly asinine, and the other half finds it stupid beyond belief. Let's try to find a middle ground here, people!"

You are here.

"The Board just wants to be sure you're well supported."

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

"At our company everything is based on trust. You can trust that you can trust no one."

C'mon, Bob, the associate chases the manager's tail, the manager chases the VP's tail, and the VP chases my tail for me – You know how this works.

'This doesn't look good.'

"Caption: we work in an office; however, we have dressed for the circus. What a humorous mixup."

'Excellent - it's unanimous!'

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

"To give him credit...normally I think these staff 'consultations' are a complete waste of time...but he's been in his office all morning working on our ideas."

'...And to faithfully execute the duties of Emperor of the United States of Newt...'

"Motion denied then"

No matter where he worked, Frank always found himself six cubicles of separation removed from the fun crowd.

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

'I like it!'