Oversight Gifts

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"I need to know who started it."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

Information about information about information about information.

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

NHS/Private Eye Care.

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"Office of quality assurance"

The Modern Godot

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

"I think he just ashed on me."

Shark tower surveillance camera.

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

"Of course I attend the meetings but I'm more of a lurker,"

"I don't know if it's NSA, FBI, IRS, or nosy neighbor."