Overconfident Entertainer Pillows

Magic Trick

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"Nobody at school will laugh at me."

Off Off Off Off Broadway

'Don't you ever knock?'

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

Tom Waits.

"Thanks, you've been a great audience. I'm Jerry and I'm here all week."

"Would you like to see my one-woman show about the specials?"

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

A cocktail in a tuba

"I don't get it. Who doesn't love a circus?"

Ventriloquism for Dummies.

Pollution Free Cocktail Cabinet

"I don't think air guitar counts."

Flamo the Fire Eater offering light to female bar patron

"No, actually the viola is played more like this."

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

Ventriloquists dummy

Hospital bed shortages

'Mismatched Mantras'

'Pretty confident, huh?'

"I attended a leadership seminar. They learnt a lot from me."

"Archie always understands when I tell him I'm dog tired."

The Imperfect Hostess

'Now you're just showing off, Jesus!'

"We outsourced our joyless TV dinners to a delightful couple from next door."

'When the alarm clock went off this morning, he said 'I'll drink to that.''

'A clown? What makes you think you could be a clown?'