Overconfident Entertainer T-Shirts

Magic Trick

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

'Don't you ever knock?'

Off Off Off Off Broadway

"Nobody at school will laugh at me."

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

Thanksgiving Turkey Fortune: "Why the silence?"

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

Tom Waits.

Ventriloquism for Dummies.

A cocktail in a tuba

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

"I don't get it. Who doesn't love a circus?"

"Would you like to see my one-woman show about the specials?"

"Thanks, you've been a great audience. I'm Jerry and I'm here all week."

Adult Magician

Pollution Free Cocktail Cabinet

"I don't think air guitar counts."

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

Ventriloquists dummy

"No, actually the viola is played more like this."

Flamo the Fire Eater offering light to female bar patron

Hospital bed shortages

'Mismatched Mantras'

'Pretty confident, huh?'

"I attended a leadership seminar. They learnt a lot from me."

"Archie always understands when I tell him I'm dog tired."

The Imperfect Hostess

'Now you're just showing off, Jesus!'

"We outsourced our joyless TV dinners to a delightful couple from next door."

'When the alarm clock went off this morning, he said 'I'll drink to that.''