Overbearing Guidance Squad Pillows

"I'm not his mom anymore—now I'm his life coach."

City Zoo: Day Care

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

Father

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 26

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"Ya know, boys and girls studying alone like this is strictly forbidden in Iran."

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Batfan" in Dallas, you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java Cybercafe. My girlfriend is refusing to go see "Justice League" because she things Marvel's take on the genre is the only way to do it. How do I get her to be more open-minded and tolerant? You don't! Just become less open-minded yourself. You can't change other people, you can only seek vengeance upon them. Um ... Do you happen to have Doctor Phil's number?

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint

Mayhem, Inc. Part 35

Mayhem, Inc. Part 3

Beware of Curmudgeon!

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'Damned tourists.'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 9

Lots of people are lousy at counting calories... and they have the figures to prove it!

Mayhem, Inc. Part 11

"If that's 'Dancing with the Stars,' we only work as a group."

'Mumsie, Billy called me a snob... can I sue him?'

'Hey, where's my dog?'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 5

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 2

Mayhem, Inc. Part 13

Mayhem, Inc. Part 33

"A lot of them I only pretend to watch over."

"Of course he can walk, but why should he?"

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 1

Seeing Eye Dog at the Optician

"Good afternoon Sir. I'm here to show you a terrific knife set while you purchase some girl guide cookies and listen to this guy talk about his religion"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 10