Overanalyzer Pillows

"I think I've got analysis paralysis."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

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"I thought they introduced the witch a little late."

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

'Life's little wonders are too big for me.'

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

'I'm wearing a bump cap and a hard hat. I like to be ready for any situation.'

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"Ralph's over-interpreting the data again."

'I disagree with you, doctor. It's not just a hangnail. According to the Internet, it's a rare genetic disorder. . .'

"That's it! I'm giving up TV! Every single show is awesome! So now nothing is worth watching."

Immodiu, Ibruprofen, Clarityn, Sudofed, Paracetemol, Nurofen, Rennies, Diareze... - 'What are you doing?' - 'Packing for my holiday to Egypt.' - 'How ill are you planning on being, exactly?' - 'Ah, that reminds me... can I borrow a bucket from you for a

'I need five weekly lesson plan books. Not only do I tend to overplan, but I feel more comfortable with contingency plans.'

'His Mandarin's OK, but he needs extra tuition in differential calculus.'

"Today our panel will be discussing the distinguishing characteristics between the UPS and FedEx truck, and the appropriate corresponding overreaction."

"I operate under the assumption that man is basically good."

'My life is an open Facebook.'

"I'm glad you took the trouble to diagnose your own symptoms using the internet...and you'd be 100% accurate...IF you were a GOAT."

Rejected resumes.

"Uh-oh, I think I hear a lawsuit."

Nursing a Hangover

"I said it's not often one gets one's chimney swept by a person with a B.A. from Sarah Lawrence."

"How's about this beauty? 28 days, 67,000 calories."

"Everyone's a bottomless pit of something."

"I can’t wait to get home and blog about this."

"Scratch an angry person, Mel, and underneath, you're likely to find a person who doesn't like being scratched very much!"

"I put the video of my colonoscopy on YouTube."