Overambitious Reader Gifts

Books called: "Will Never Be Finished", "Ain't Gonna Happen", "Nope" etc.

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

'Caution: Channeling Haruki Murakami.'

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

Animals have broken into (and out of) Norm's home through window.

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Stonehenge Books

"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."

Maybe the kids shouldn't watch the evening news.

"You'll find all the adult 'Dummies and Idiots' guide books in the children's section."

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

"Did you ever have that baby you wanted so much?"

Book Shop

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

Success Without Effort

Oog is good at sharpening sticks, but he doesn't know when to stop. You can quit now, Oog. You've made your point.

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

"Let's forget the Wizard and go see Dr. Oz!"

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"

Library.

'I thought I'd just crease a few book spines while I catch up on my soaps.'

Sado-masochists reading in bed.

"I've finished my New Year's resolutions, and now I'm going to get a running start on yours."

Idiots guide to being an idiot.

Book: Reduced - Slightly Damaged