Over-reliant Tech Users Prints

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"Noooooooooooo!"

"My best friend is my phone."

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.

Man-mobile

'Internet access... internet access....'

"Well done, doctor. I've never seen a phone removed from a hand so skillfully before."

"Hey everyone, it's day three and I'm still going strong."

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

I want you to turn off your computer, get off your butt, and lose some of that bandwidth.

"Hey Siri, why does my neck hurt?"

Prisoner of technology

"This ‘no BlackBerrys in the conference room’ rule is killing me."

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

"We were unable to release his grip on the smart phone."

"I think your computer is suffering from separation anxiety, because it's following you."

What's that annoying sound? BEEEP. I've figured it out! I lost one of my cell phones. It's somewhere in the caf

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

'When you said you'd bet the baby out of the car, I didn't realise you meant your bloody iphone!'

The moment you realize you forgot your phone.

"Where can we get such a thing? We would lie on the couch all day and watch cartoons about cats."

"It's not a fitness fad. They don't want to lose connectivity."

Maybe we should put away our phones - she's trying to text on a cracker.

Dead spots

''Swiper's Wrist.' I'm prescribing 7 to 10 days of 'Cash Purchases only.'

"This primitive communication device is all that's left of what was once a thriving civilization."

The tenth circle of hell. . .Buffering hell!

"Can you give me your Christmas list on a regular sheet of paper? I don't know how to open the word document you emailed me."