Tech-dependent Communicators Prints

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

"I can't remember, did you text me, call me, tweet me, email me, or just tell me about it?"

"It's good to be able to recognize everyone."

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

"I'm looking for a man who has an unwavering character, except when he's talking to me."

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

'My kids don't understand me.'

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

'I think maybe the spell checker wore out.'

Messenger Pigeons

'Here it is, Your cellphone.'

"Mommy uses emojis when she texts me bedtime stories."

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

"I don't understand... I've scientifically proven that you were wrong. How can you still be mad at me?"

Some emails just can't be ignored.

'How to speak Woman.'

'You'll be fine. Take two aspirin and call, fax, text or email me in the morning.'

Shark SMS Text

"I'm still very impressed by natural intelligence."

"I'm not withholding. I'm busy."

Ear specialist uses sign to communicate with hearing impaired patient.

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'