Over-reliant Tech Users T-Shirts

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"Noooooooooooo!"

"My best friend is my phone."

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

Man-mobile

'Internet access... internet access....'

"Hey everyone, it's day three and I'm still going strong."

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

Prisoner of technology

"This ‘no BlackBerrys in the conference room’ rule is killing me."

"I think your computer is suffering from separation anxiety, because it's following you."

'When you said you'd bet the baby out of the car, I didn't realise you meant your bloody iphone!'

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

The moment you realize you forgot your phone.

"Where can we get such a thing? We would lie on the couch all day and watch cartoons about cats."

"We were unable to release his grip on the smart phone."

"It's not a fitness fad. They don't want to lose connectivity."

Dead spots

''Swiper's Wrist.' I'm prescribing 7 to 10 days of 'Cash Purchases only.'

"This primitive communication device is all that's left of what was once a thriving civilization."

The tenth circle of hell. . .Buffering hell!