Over-30 Club Member Mugs

"Well -- You're over 30 so you probably just slept on it wrong."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

Men drinking

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

"Sorry - you're just not my type...!"

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

"Sorry guys, these are restricted premises: Show me your teeth so that I can check your age..."

"You only started bringing me home from the Darby and Joan club because I had a stair life and you couldn't manage stairs any more."

A FAREWELL TO ARMS ERNEST HEMINGWAY

'Good news dear you have finally been accepted as a member of 'The explorer's club!'

'Be wormier!'

"I've always admired you. I find your complete lack of compassion refreshing."

Aging Boomers live longer.

Over 60's night - "You have beautiful teeth. What do you soak them in?"

Middle-Of-Life Choices

Botanical Gardens - Our Weeding Group Meets Mondays 3pm.

"I see Arthur's arthritus is acting up again."

'He's the only one we could get to be master of ceremonies.'

'It suprises me you want your files organized.

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