Outer Space Maestro T-Shirts

Space Orchestra

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

A Day In The Kitchen

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Businessman wearing many hats.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Kirsten Johnson

Creative entrepreneur at work

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

"Streaming"

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

"Hello?"

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

"Speed reader...?"

Sir Patrick Moore.

Business Vacation.

"I think I'm lost."

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

One Thing / Another

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

'You have clinical lycanthropy. It's a psychiatric syndrome in which a person has a delusion that they are an animal.'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

"I don't perform well under pressure."

Woman at a desk with a "MOM" nameplate

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"