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Space Orchestra

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

A Day In The Kitchen

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Kirsten Johnson

Creative entrepreneur at work

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

"Streaming"

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

"Speed reader...?"

"Hello?"

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Business Vacation.

"I think I'm lost."

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

One Thing / Another

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

Woman at a desk with a "MOM" nameplate

"I don't perform well under pressure."

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

"You're confusing guilt with feelings of remorse. With remorse, you don't need a lawyer."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen