Outdoor Satire Lover Mugs

'No, I don't think your disguise will attract deer. To be honest, you look like an idiot.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

The Modern Damocles -

The Notre Dame Five Year Restoration Plan Swing Into Action.

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

"Right so that's agreed, we can say 'Happy Festive Season' as long as we add the caveat that we are in no way liable for any lack of 'happiness' or a surfeit of 'misery'!"

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

ENNUI...(smiley face).

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Night of the Living Reindeer

Art Vandalism

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

"Hey how do you spell Abominable?"

Might Versus Right.

Bulltoon: Unbelievabull.

'A role model? Yes, I suppose he was. Everywhere he went, people would say 'That's Bill Fenton... You don't want to be that guy!''

The Ultimate Green Office!

Even with record Antarctic sea ice, nature finds ways to survive....

'Never to be seen again!"

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

"Fire down."

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

The Beaver Viper, found mainly in Canada, stuns its prey with a barrage of probing questions and devours the hapless beaver mid thought.