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'No, I don't think your disguise will attract deer. To be honest, you look like an idiot.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

The Modern Damocles -

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"Right so that's agreed, we can say 'Happy Festive Season' as long as we add the caveat that we are in no way liable for any lack of 'happiness' or a surfeit of 'misery'!"

ENNUI...(smiley face).

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

Art Vandalism

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

"Fire down."

Bulltoon: Unbelievabull.

'A role model? Yes, I suppose he was. Everywhere he went, people would say 'That's Bill Fenton... You don't want to be that guy!''

The Ultimate Green Office!

Might Versus Right.

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

Even with record Antarctic sea ice, nature finds ways to survive....

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'

'Never to be seen again!"

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

The Beaver Viper, found mainly in Canada, stuns its prey with a barrage of probing questions and devours the hapless beaver mid thought.

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

Another lonely day.