Outdoor Performance T-Shirts

"Just be yourself."

'They all want to play the star.'

Guitarist

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Snowprov

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Extreme miming"

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"That'll be five bucks."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Ice fisher.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Fast Lane.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'He's maturing early.'

Sport Utility Boot.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Primitive magician

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Was that my pager or yours?"

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."