Outdoor Performance T-Shirts

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"Just be yourself."

Guitarist

'They all want to play the star.'

Snowprov

"Extreme miming"

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"That'll be five bucks."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Ice fisher.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Fast Lane.

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Primitive magician

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"I, TikTok."

Sport Utility Boot.

'He's maturing early.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'