Outdoor Pastry Pranksters Pillows

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"Apple harvest."

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Cow Pollen

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

'It's Johnny Taylor's snowsuit, but I don't think he's in there.'

Back to the Holidays

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

Children in a Nursery.

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

"So there's this big Mother...."

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

"I've made my new spaghetti dish."

Hide and Seek