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'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Beginning Yarder.

'Oh no!! Those birds are making a mess all over our clean laundry, Burl!'

'HEY! I warned you kids!' Please keep off the Glass.

'I'm not playing fetch, I'm cleaning up the yard.'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

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"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Ironing day.

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

God's Sticky Notes

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Dust Bunny

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Campground Conductor

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."