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Shopping for an exercise bike

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

"I think the garage door opener might need batteries."

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Fittd shēt

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

Ironing day.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Beginning Yarder.

CLEAR!

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

Dust Bunny

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."