Garage Organization T-Shirts

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

'Would you mind throwing out some of your spare motorcycle parts? I'd like to park my car in the garage.'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

CLEAR!

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Organic Soldering.

Inflating Boobs.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Animals are smarter than we think!

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

Acme Flyswatters.

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

When did you last have your oil changed?