Outdoor Office Visionary T-Shirts

"We feel we've simply taken the classic 'open door' corporate culture model to its logical conclusion!"

Lumbar support animal

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Office Park

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

Free-range C.E.O.s

"Hmmm... business park you say."

"See? I told you it was possible to mix business with pleasure."

"So I can eat better here at work."

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

"All our phone sales staff are free range."

'It appears more and more people are working at home these days.'

'Of course it's efficient - it's a flowchart.'

'This looks like a good spot to catch up on our email.'

Rotisserie Chicken Rope Maker

"So how did the team respond to your ideas about changing the office?"

'Right I'm off on my hols...I've left the numbers for the airline and the hotel and you've got my mobile, the back-up mobile, my wife's mobile and I'll be checking my e-mails daily!'

"Welcome back to work everyone! As you can see, after a year of Covid, we've decided to totally embrace the open office concept!"

"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."

"By the way, does either of you chaps happen to know anything abut Bonsai?"

'We scaled way, way back. In fact, this might be a good opportunity to get in on the ground level - again.'

It's time to start my stimulus plan! I've got my infrastructure repair tools, and�I'm shovel ready!! Garden 2009.

"I'm out of ideas. Anyone here with a fairy godmother."

No More Waiting Around

'As a matter of fact, he's outside working on his swing right now.'

'We're now in a good position to move the company forward.'

Greener grass.

"It's Mrs Jackson. Could you chuck a few more rubber bands in her border, she's run out."

Inventing a better wheelbarrow.