Office Visionary T-Shirts

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

'Of course it's efficient - it's a flowchart.'

"I'm out of ideas. Anyone here with a fairy godmother."

"So how did the team respond to your ideas about changing the office?"

"Do me next."

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Lumbar support animal

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Non Thought For The Day.

He's our ideas man. I can never tell if he's working or not.

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

"Sold his air rights."

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'