Office Outdoor Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Allotment

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Fly Fishing

'More bubbles!'

Fishing sign.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Lemonade Inc.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

The Brothers Grime

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Smokey The Tree"

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Sport Utility Boot.

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Bike Rides

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"