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'This looks like a good spot to catch up on our email.'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

'I hope you replace your divots.'

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

Office Park

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

'If he applies himself, there's no limit to what he won't be able to accomplish.'

"Today's meeting will be endless, with a half-hour break for lunch."

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"Well, I've taught you everything I know."

Free-range C.E.O.s

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

A businessman sits behinds a desk with a nameplate that reads "Charles F. Baxter - Previously frozen".

'Now that we've dispensed with minutes of our last meeting, I'd like to introduce the first item under 'new business'. I'm pregnant.'

"Hmmm... business park you say."

"See? I told you it was possible to mix business with pleasure."

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'And this is where we all stopped to form an exploratory committee.'

'I can't win - yesterday he told me off for not wearing a tie and today for wearing one!!'

"If you're annoyed by answering machines, press 1. . ."

Dog BBQ

A tree with leaves; a rake standing upright in a pile of leaves.

Danny reminds his dad that he had forgotten to pay him for raking the yard.

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

'Now, just you look here, Algy Jones - None of your patronage! You dare to bowl me with your left hand again, and I'll box your ears!'

"I hate this time of year..."

Power Mower Walking.