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Selling food out of a sleigh.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Bring your own inflatable.

Allotment

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Fly Fishing

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'More bubbles!'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Fishing sign.

Duck Hunt

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

The Brothers Grime

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"Tallyho!"

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

Sport Utility Boot.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Bike Rides