Outdoor Groomer T-Shirts

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"Foster failure"

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Raw food, after you leave for work.

Biofelineism

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Canine Companion

Skeleton playing fetch.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Dog Park

Dog lover

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Dogs shaving

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"Be kind"

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."