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'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

The Organic

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

Facial hair continental drift.

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

Horse Clean-up

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

DIY pedicure

Time to trim the eyebrows!

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

The wool club for mammoths.

After deliberating on the topic for weeks, I've decided to grow out my toenails. Why? My mane of hair is lustrous and thick. My musk is overpowering. My muscles, toned. Primal. Sinewy. My chest hair is coifed and glistening. But I can't rest on my laurels. The only way to maximize my animal magnetism at this point is to grow talons. I'm a victim of my success. And here I was worried about world peace.

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

"Actually, Occam, the simplest explanation is that you need an electric razor."

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

Man heading towards the House of Mirrors with a shaving kit.

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

"Could you just make it a little awkward for a few weeks?"

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

Lion with hair straighteners.

Boy to Dad about broken razor: 'That's funny. It was working just fine when I groomed the dog this morning.'

"Give yourself a little cut darling. He wants a chance to patch you up."

For those important occasions when he had to look his best, Barry made sure to wear his anti-dandruff fan.

Barber shop for birds.

Where the Buffalo Comb