Adventure Groomer T-Shirts

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

The Organic

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

Facial hair continental drift.

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

Horse Clean-up

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

DIY pedicure

Time to trim the eyebrows!

"Actually, Occam, the simplest explanation is that you need an electric razor."

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

The wool club for mammoths.

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

Man heading towards the House of Mirrors with a shaving kit.

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

"Could you just make it a little awkward for a few weeks?"

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

Lion with hair straighteners.

Boy to Dad about broken razor: 'That's funny. It was working just fine when I groomed the dog this morning.'

"Sorry I'm late. Had to floss."

Where the Buffalo Comb

"Give yourself a little cut darling. He wants a chance to patch you up."

"It'll settle down after a couple of washes..."